It was better when it was called Hawk Tuah - Try Not To Laugh

Hawk Tuan app is SO AWESOME

Hello Developer, I’d like to start my honest review with stating that I have severe autism. My life has always been a hellfire - my parents are abusive and my only sister is going through Chemotherapy - but ever since I discovered your app, everything changed. One day, I was listening to Talk Tuah on my iPod to drown out the noise of my arguing parents. I was scrolling through TikTok when I saw an ad for your glorious app - Hawk Tuah: Try Not To Laugh. I was immediately intrigued, and rushed to the App Store to download it. As soon as I pressed the download button, a world of possibilities emerged around me. I continuously scrolled back and forth between the six quotes, laughing hysterically and chanting “Hawk Tuah!” after every quote. A bit after, my parents rushed in to beat me for being too loud, but couldn’t help but smile along at the whimsical jokes on display. Although my sister is still withholding chemotherapy and is expected to die in three days to a week, at least we can share some last laughs together on Hawk Tuah: Try Not To Laugh. I’d like to thank you for making such a wonderful app that has brought together my whole family. Life has never been better. Sincerely, Gray Sent from my iPhone

This app changed my life. Checking this app everyday for new and inspiring yet funny quotes really lights up my daily life. I don’t know where I would be today If it weren’t for hawk tuah keeping me going.

Okay Buddy. You might wanna pull out a chair for this one. I wish my dad pulled out. So back to the app. I Do NOT appreciate being SCAMMED! i thought i would be Butt Blasted with Hawk Tuah Quotes but i got Balls Bluah quotes! I don’t want quotes about napping and staying positive and not doing my work! I want quotes about HALEY WELCH my supreme senpai! Wow she’s dreamy. ANYWAY! ALSO! It advertises as “no subscriptions” this is a Full Open Cheeks Farting LIE!!!!!!! THERE ARE SUBSCRIPTIPNS!! And STILL NO HAWK TUAH! THIS APP IS A LIAR AND I AM GOING TO SUE!!! [Angry emoji]😠 [curses furiously] 🤬

This app must’ve been composed by divine gods.

this app has gotten me through my darkest times. it’s been with me through thick and thin with its words of encouragements and made me stay by giving me that hawk tuah. i couldn’t ask for any better of an app